[DX *pats shoulder*]

(I just made things awkward by clearing my throat VERY loudly while FPU was talking. XD)

[XD]

(Apparently, if they're not talking TO me, it's fine to talk ABOUT me. -_-)

[What?!]

(I just had a... confrontation with my parental units. I'm going to hide in the shower now. XD)

[Ooh. Showers are good for hiding.]

(If there was ever a Half Life 3/Portal 3 crossover, I would cry with happiness. XD)

[XD]

(If Gordon and Chell were to meet, it would be very... quiet. XD)

[XD That'd be awkward.]

(Imagine this:
you're playing HL3, walking down a hallway. You hear a portal sound effect from around a corner and rush forward, hoping for an Easter egg.
To be continued...)

(You turn the corner and see an orange portal. You stare for a moment, wondering if it could be true, then run through the portal.)

[And...?]

(The portal takes you to a small room; the door swings slightly, as if someone left quickly. You look around the room. There is a cot nearby, and a cake recipe taped to the wall. An orange jacket labeled 'Aperture Science' is draped over a chair, and a singed gray box with hearts on it is placed near the door.
An achievement appears: An Unexpected Guest...

What would you do?)